Monday, January 27, 2014

Rejoice all you Peasants!

The news is out. Snobs have been HAD!

"I drive a Land Rover"

"Yeah? Well I just bought a Jag-you-ar."

(thats jaguar for all those of you who don't speak snob)

Well, they never mention that BOTH brands are owned by Tata Motors, do they? From Bangkok.

Its like:

"I drive when we go to bang cock"

"Yeah, well my wife just got new ta-tas!"

But the really interesting part of this, (and out of respect, I won't make fun of the deceased being named Slym, which they don't tell you the pronunciation of, but I figure is either slim, or slime) but that the company was having a meeting to discuss falling sales.

Here's a business plan for ya: Make them affordable to at least the 'somewhat above average' income, and change the name of the friggin' company to something more appealling! (I would suggest 'Titties'!) Or even better, change your slogan: Tatas; buy two for your wife and mistress!

Karl Slym, managing director of Indian carmaker Tata Motors, died in an apparent freak accident in Thailand, reportedly losing his balance and falling from the 22nd floor to the fourth floor of the Shangri-La Hotel. Sly, 51, was hired by Ratan Tata to lead a turnaround at the company as it faced dwindling sales. He was in Bangkok for a Tata Motors Thailand board meeting. Slym, a Briton, joined Tata, which owns the Jaguar and Land Rover brands, in 2012. [The Economic Times]

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