Monday, June 30, 2014

Use your camel wisely

A private in the Army gets stationed in this big sand pit in Afghanistan. After a couple of weeks, he's starting to look for some relief from the long, hot, boring days, and maybe get a bit of release in the bargain.

So he goes to his sergeant , and asks if there is any 'action' anywhere in this gods-forsaken hole, and the sergeant tells him there's a camel they use tied up behind the command tent. And there's a stool if he needs it.

So the private, not quite sure what to make of this, waits until that night, and makes his way behind the command tent. Sure enough, there's this camel tied up back there, and a stool. Well, a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do, so he pulls that stool up behind the camel, drops his sand camo fatigues, and starts 'humping'.

Just as he's about ready to explode, the sergeant walks around the tent and stares at the private screwing this camel.

As the private collapses on the back of the camel, the sergeant says "Damn, boy. Most of us just ride the camel to the whorehouse on the other side of those dunes..."

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