This penguin is driving down the road, and hears a knocking in his engine. Being a penguin, and therefore not very mechanically inclined, he pulls into a small town and drives his car, now with smoke coming out of the hood, up to the local garage.
The mechanic, a tall guy with a grey beard and a HUGE friggin' wrench in his hand, comes out to greet him.
"So," says the mechanic (with the HUGE friggin' wrench in his hand) "What's up?"
The penguin, looking askance at the mechanic says "How the fuck should I know, I'm a penguin. I thought you were the mechanic..."
So the mechanic agrees to check out the penguin's car, and tells him that there is an ice cream shop just around the corner, if he'd like to get something cold while he waits. The penguin being a penguin and all...
So the penguin goes to the ice cream shop, and the mechanic checks out the car.
After about an hour, the penguin comes back and checks on the mechanics progress. "So, did ya figure it out?" he asks.
The mechanic tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin shouts back (while wiping his chin) "That's vanilla ice cream! Now what about my CAR??"
The end
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