Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is
changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the government's political
stance. A condom allows
for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a
bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're
actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than
that!
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