I wanted to
let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from
the White House.
It
contained:
· An aspirin and a
band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change'
bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard
sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first,
then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich'
banner
· An application for
unemployment and a free cell phone
· An application for food
stamps
· A prayer
rug
· A letter assigning my debt
to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a
machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made
in " China " and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye
out. Yours should be arriving soon.
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