More proof of parents wearing blinders:

I mentioned in a post yesterday about how all our youth are angels, and therefore are above reproach for doing things that they would NEVER do in the first place....

Here's a proud parent of a murder suspect. He COULDN'T have murdered those two poor girls; HE'S GAY...

And gay people do NOT shoot kids!

Must be in the LBGT bylaws or something. Article 3 section 3: No gay person, under penalty of being forced into conducting heterosexual oral relations on a non-participating-gay, (hereafter known as a 'straight' person), shall shoot a kid.
Article 3 section 4: Its okay to shoot an adult though. Please verify birthdate in order to ensure compliance with this section.