Health Department Confirmed Semen found on McDonald’s Mayonnaise
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Monday, June 2, 2014
A REALLY Happy Meal!
A lady in Michigan got quite the surprise in her chicken sandwich. And I'm NEVER eating at McDonald's again. I can live with the employees not washing their hands after a trip to the can, I can even handle the occasional spit-burger value meal. But this? Deal me out, boys.
Health Department Confirmed Semen found on McDonald’s Mayonnaise
Health Department Confirmed Semen found on McDonald’s Mayonnaise
Gonna beat a dead horse. Because, well, I'm a MAN
Here's another excerpt from the internet on why men are, as the last paragraph of the article states, "leering, groping, cat-calling, date-raping, would-be mass-murdering" creatures.
...perhaps even more primary is the refusal of so many men to acknowledge their own emotional lives — their anger and violent impulses, their unjustified sense of entitlement, their hormone-addled horniness — and assert control over themselves.
The male refusal of self-awareness and self-mastery is especially galling given the chauvinist trope one still hears so often among men when they get together to bellyache about the women in their lives (or the women they wish were in their lives). "She's just so emotional" must be the most common shorthand statement of sexism in the world.
Implication: If only women could be more like men — calm, cool, dispassionate, rational — then maybe they could join us in becoming philosophers and managers and poets and priests and executives and artists and statesman. But alas…
But nothing.
The fact of the matter is that the overwhelming majority of wars, massacres, rapes, beatings, and barroom brawls in human history have been initiated and prosecuted by men — quite often by men in a fit of indignant rage.
And I really felt the need to beat this dead horse, because of the person who wrote it. Or to be more precise, the MAN who wrote it. A veritable icon of feminists everywhere!~
Like in his post "I'm not a democrat, I'm an Anti-Republican" which I posted about HERE, this shitstain Damon Linker, in one fell swoop, makes a total fool of himself. As the saying goes, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you a fool, then open it up and remove all doubt.
In the balance of the article Linker the Stinker denigrates all men for being angry, violent, horny Neanderthals, unable to walk past a woman on the street without tearing her clothes off and having sex right there on the street. Then go over to the local watering hole to brag to his buddies his conquest of this woman while swigging down copious amounts of beer. Well, not every man. Apparently, he himself is the only male on the planet with the ability to master and control these disgusting primal urges. Maybe he's queer. I don't know. But I do know he's so full of himself (and full of shit) that there is no room for the baser emotions of we lesser males. And he would never lower himself to actually have s e x...
So to all you leering, groping, cat-calling, date-raping, would-be mass-murdering MEN out there, bow thyself down before the perfection which is Damon Linker. Just don't bow down away from him...
...perhaps even more primary is the refusal of so many men to acknowledge their own emotional lives — their anger and violent impulses, their unjustified sense of entitlement, their hormone-addled horniness — and assert control over themselves.
The male refusal of self-awareness and self-mastery is especially galling given the chauvinist trope one still hears so often among men when they get together to bellyache about the women in their lives (or the women they wish were in their lives). "She's just so emotional" must be the most common shorthand statement of sexism in the world.
Implication: If only women could be more like men — calm, cool, dispassionate, rational — then maybe they could join us in becoming philosophers and managers and poets and priests and executives and artists and statesman. But alas…
But nothing.
The fact of the matter is that the overwhelming majority of wars, massacres, rapes, beatings, and barroom brawls in human history have been initiated and prosecuted by men — quite often by men in a fit of indignant rage.
And I really felt the need to beat this dead horse, because of the person who wrote it. Or to be more precise, the MAN who wrote it. A veritable icon of feminists everywhere!~
Like in his post "I'm not a democrat, I'm an Anti-Republican" which I posted about HERE, this shitstain Damon Linker, in one fell swoop, makes a total fool of himself. As the saying goes, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you a fool, then open it up and remove all doubt.
In the balance of the article Linker the Stinker denigrates all men for being angry, violent, horny Neanderthals, unable to walk past a woman on the street without tearing her clothes off and having sex right there on the street. Then go over to the local watering hole to brag to his buddies his conquest of this woman while swigging down copious amounts of beer. Well, not every man. Apparently, he himself is the only male on the planet with the ability to master and control these disgusting primal urges. Maybe he's queer. I don't know. But I do know he's so full of himself (and full of shit) that there is no room for the baser emotions of we lesser males. And he would never lower himself to actually have s e x...
So to all you leering, groping, cat-calling, date-raping, would-be mass-murdering MEN out there, bow thyself down before the perfection which is Damon Linker. Just don't bow down away from him...
Only POLICE should have guns!
Because they're the professionals!
Even though we just had a DOUBLE accidental shooting at an Oklahoma City gun range during an Oklahoma HIGHWAY PATROL safety training certification...
Just heard it on News Channel 4. Honest!
OKLAHOMA COUNTY, Okla. – Scanner traffic says emergency crews are responding to two gun shot victims at Oklahoma County gun range near 36th and Air Depot. The Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Department says Oklahoma Highway Patrol was practicing at the gun range today, but at this time, they cannot confirm who was shot. According to initial reports, one victim was shot in the leg. One victim was transported by an OHP trooper to the hospital. The other victim was transported by ambulance to the hospital in good condition.…
Even though we just had a DOUBLE accidental shooting at an Oklahoma City gun range during an Oklahoma HIGHWAY PATROL safety training certification...
Just heard it on News Channel 4. Honest!
OKLAHOMA COUNTY, Okla. – Scanner traffic says emergency crews are responding to two gun shot victims at Oklahoma County gun range near 36th and Air Depot. The Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Department says Oklahoma Highway Patrol was practicing at the gun range today, but at this time, they cannot confirm who was shot. According to initial reports, one victim was shot in the leg. One victim was transported by an OHP trooper to the hospital. The other victim was transported by ambulance to the hospital in good condition.…
Probably the NSA...
Of course, I'm just guessing. So many hackers out there these days, who knows. Let me tell ya'll how my day has been....
When I got up this morning, I poured my coffee, sat down at the computer, which, although I usually leave it on 24/7, for some reason I had turned off last night. Don't have a clue why last night was different, but it was. It had been on before that for probably 3 or 4 days.
I turned it on, and the access password pop-up (which is my account password for Microsoft Live) came up. I entered the same password I've been using for months, and it told me it was incorrect!
I don't USE Microsoft Live. I never go there. I use it to open my computer, then go to my homepage of My.Yahoo.com.
But after it told me my PW was incorrect, it told me to go to Accounts.live.password.reset to change my password.
Well, if I can't get ON my computer, period, how the hell am I supposed to get ON the internet.
AHA! my phone!
So I go to that website, and after 9,463 different screens, it says it will send a code to my yahoo account to change the PW. I go to my email, get the code, and go back to the Live page. Which has timed out.
This happened TWICE in a row.
Fuckit. I turned on my wife's temporary computer, (hers is out for repair, ANOTHER long story) and as she isn't password protected to turn on, I go online and go through the whole thing again, and actually got to reset my password.
Then I went back to the Live website, put in my NEW password, and the fucking thing tells me my password is invalid.
So of course, I go through the reset procedure AGAIN, and the same thing happens. New password accepted, logon tells me password is invalid.
So now what. I've exhausted all my local resources, and am frustrated as hell. So I get a phone number online, and call Microsoft. Some obvious raghead comes on, and after explaining all the above to him, often having to repeat parts because somehow English doesn't seem to be his primary language, he tells me in his broken English that he can't help me. Its a technical issue, and he'll transfer me to the correct department.
So now a female comes on the phone after a transfer that took over 10 minutes, and I go through the same story, often stopping to catch my breath and take my blood pressure.
This sorry ass bitch tells me I need to connect an Ethernet cable to my computer! She REFUSED to understand that I HAD connection, as obviously I had used my wife's computer, and it worked just fine, and mine used the same wireless modem.
I finally had to hang up one her. Either that or find a way to climb through the phone line and strangle her, and I really didn't want to go to India anyway...
I called back the ONLY number you can find online, told the idiot who answered (this time with only a hint of accent) what the problem was, and he said he'd have to transfer me to accounts. I had already told him that at the beginning of the call, but you know I had to repeat the whole story including the info on my first phone call before he came up with that brilliant epiphany on his own...
Twenty three minutes later, I'm transferred to another woman, go through the same shit over and over and over, and she tells me someone with access to my computer changed my password, and I should probably turn my computer off when not in use. The bitch ARGUED with me for the next twenty minutes that it had to be someone in my household, because all activity on my account showed up as belonging to my IP. Keep in mind that it's only me and my wife here, we haven't had any company over lately, we lock our doors when we leave, my dogs can't type, and this dumbass is telling me someone AT my home changed my password, because that was the ONLY way it could have been done, and would NOT accept the fact that I was a rational human being who would know who has used my computer. THEN she told me to go into the Live.com account to see if there has been any recent activity that looked suspicious to me. I should probably add that at this point I went ballistic, and used language inappropriate for most adults, much less children, and EXPLODED on her that getting ON Live.com was my problem!
After a few seconds of silence, she again asked for my email account on Live, which I then gave for probably the 8th time, and she had already asked for to access my account on HER end, and she then (eventually, with much wringing of hands and pulling of hair) gave me a temporary password to log on.
FINALLY. Success!
So I hung up by politely hitting the disconnect button on my phone, (Man I miss being able to slam the receiver in their ear!) and logged onto MY computer. Went to Live.com, and looked at recent activity.
Twenty six hours worth of "password challenged" comments, with a final culmination of "logged on" and then "password changed". ALL from my own IP address!
I know for a solid fact I didn't do it. I know for a fact that my wife didn't sit here for 26 hours trying to do it, and was asleep when the actual change occurred, because I was still up at 12:36 AM. To the best of my knowledge my dogs can't type. So there is only one logical conclusion according to Microsoft Live accounts help.
I'll be back later, folks. I gotta go shoot my cat.
When I got up this morning, I poured my coffee, sat down at the computer, which, although I usually leave it on 24/7, for some reason I had turned off last night. Don't have a clue why last night was different, but it was. It had been on before that for probably 3 or 4 days.
I turned it on, and the access password pop-up (which is my account password for Microsoft Live) came up. I entered the same password I've been using for months, and it told me it was incorrect!
I don't USE Microsoft Live. I never go there. I use it to open my computer, then go to my homepage of My.Yahoo.com.
But after it told me my PW was incorrect, it told me to go to Accounts.live.password.reset to change my password.
Well, if I can't get ON my computer, period, how the hell am I supposed to get ON the internet.
AHA! my phone!
So I go to that website, and after 9,463 different screens, it says it will send a code to my yahoo account to change the PW. I go to my email, get the code, and go back to the Live page. Which has timed out.
This happened TWICE in a row.
Fuckit. I turned on my wife's temporary computer, (hers is out for repair, ANOTHER long story) and as she isn't password protected to turn on, I go online and go through the whole thing again, and actually got to reset my password.
Then I went back to the Live website, put in my NEW password, and the fucking thing tells me my password is invalid.
So of course, I go through the reset procedure AGAIN, and the same thing happens. New password accepted, logon tells me password is invalid.
So now what. I've exhausted all my local resources, and am frustrated as hell. So I get a phone number online, and call Microsoft. Some obvious raghead comes on, and after explaining all the above to him, often having to repeat parts because somehow English doesn't seem to be his primary language, he tells me in his broken English that he can't help me. Its a technical issue, and he'll transfer me to the correct department.
So now a female comes on the phone after a transfer that took over 10 minutes, and I go through the same story, often stopping to catch my breath and take my blood pressure.
This sorry ass bitch tells me I need to connect an Ethernet cable to my computer! She REFUSED to understand that I HAD connection, as obviously I had used my wife's computer, and it worked just fine, and mine used the same wireless modem.
I finally had to hang up one her. Either that or find a way to climb through the phone line and strangle her, and I really didn't want to go to India anyway...
I called back the ONLY number you can find online, told the idiot who answered (this time with only a hint of accent) what the problem was, and he said he'd have to transfer me to accounts. I had already told him that at the beginning of the call, but you know I had to repeat the whole story including the info on my first phone call before he came up with that brilliant epiphany on his own...
Twenty three minutes later, I'm transferred to another woman, go through the same shit over and over and over, and she tells me someone with access to my computer changed my password, and I should probably turn my computer off when not in use. The bitch ARGUED with me for the next twenty minutes that it had to be someone in my household, because all activity on my account showed up as belonging to my IP. Keep in mind that it's only me and my wife here, we haven't had any company over lately, we lock our doors when we leave, my dogs can't type, and this dumbass is telling me someone AT my home changed my password, because that was the ONLY way it could have been done, and would NOT accept the fact that I was a rational human being who would know who has used my computer. THEN she told me to go into the Live.com account to see if there has been any recent activity that looked suspicious to me. I should probably add that at this point I went ballistic, and used language inappropriate for most adults, much less children, and EXPLODED on her that getting ON Live.com was my problem!
After a few seconds of silence, she again asked for my email account on Live, which I then gave for probably the 8th time, and she had already asked for to access my account on HER end, and she then (eventually, with much wringing of hands and pulling of hair) gave me a temporary password to log on.
FINALLY. Success!
So I hung up by politely hitting the disconnect button on my phone, (Man I miss being able to slam the receiver in their ear!) and logged onto MY computer. Went to Live.com, and looked at recent activity.
Twenty six hours worth of "password challenged" comments, with a final culmination of "logged on" and then "password changed". ALL from my own IP address!
I know for a solid fact I didn't do it. I know for a fact that my wife didn't sit here for 26 hours trying to do it, and was asleep when the actual change occurred, because I was still up at 12:36 AM. To the best of my knowledge my dogs can't type. So there is only one logical conclusion according to Microsoft Live accounts help.
I'll be back later, folks. I gotta go shoot my cat.
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Turn Here Rose (Not so much...)
Its been hotter than hell here in the afternoons, and by the time it cools off enough to work out on the land, its already starting to get dark. I try to get out every Friday and spend the evening/night, then work as long as I can on Saturday, occasionally staying out there and working on Sunday. Not this weekend.
Friday, as I was in the meditation room (toilet), I heard running water behind me. On a quick check, nothing was running there, but I knew I heard water splashing. So going outside, I removed a section under the foundation leading to a crawl space, and saw water pouring off the boards of the floor. Couldn't see where the water was coming from, but it was pouring out pretty good.
Now, I can't get under there due to space restrictions on the sinking foundation of this 1925 house, and my fucked up shoulder, so I called the landlord.
He said he'd get a plumber out to take a look.
No show on Friday.
Saturday morning, called the landlord and was told the plumber told him he got held up on a job, and would be out on Saturday as soon as he finished up the job he was working on.
No show on Saturday, and I had to be home all day waiting. And by Sunday, I was just plain frustrated and pissed off, tired of running out to the front yard to turn on the water as needed, then back out to turn it back off. So I didn't get shit done out on the property this week, and that just frustrates me even more, because I really had no excuse not to go out today.
But I didn't, so sue me.
Friday, as I was in the meditation room (toilet), I heard running water behind me. On a quick check, nothing was running there, but I knew I heard water splashing. So going outside, I removed a section under the foundation leading to a crawl space, and saw water pouring off the boards of the floor. Couldn't see where the water was coming from, but it was pouring out pretty good.
Now, I can't get under there due to space restrictions on the sinking foundation of this 1925 house, and my fucked up shoulder, so I called the landlord.
He said he'd get a plumber out to take a look.
No show on Friday.
Saturday morning, called the landlord and was told the plumber told him he got held up on a job, and would be out on Saturday as soon as he finished up the job he was working on.
No show on Saturday, and I had to be home all day waiting. And by Sunday, I was just plain frustrated and pissed off, tired of running out to the front yard to turn on the water as needed, then back out to turn it back off. So I didn't get shit done out on the property this week, and that just frustrates me even more, because I really had no excuse not to go out today.
But I didn't, so sue me.
My apologies to the Bergdahl family
But I just don't agree that we should exchange five terrorists for one soldier.
I'm glad for the family that they have Sgt. Bergdahl back home, but the reality is, he is a soldier, sent to 'war', and was captured. Yes, we should have done everything possible to effect his return, but NOT given in to terrorists.
What did we accomplish by this? What will stop the Hamas, Al-Queda, or the next flavor of terrorist from stepping up capturing more Americans now that they know our pOTUS is willing to make a five for one swap? Illegally at that, but what the hell, he's OBAMA!
America has become the laughingstock of the world under this asshat's regime, and made to look weak and ineffective. But as that is exactly his goal, I guess he's doing an exemplary job. We are made to look like terrorists by sending drones to kill one target, and killing innocent civilians along with him as collateral damage. Imagine if Brazil wanted to take out some nefarious Brazilian Waxer on American soil, and sent a drone to take him out. Meanwhile killing even one extra person. We would go completely batshit crazy for retribution. Or used to.
Even Russia, or China, used to at least worry if our opinions differed in theirs when they took some action on the world scene. Now? They laugh, shake their heads at our inane president, and go about doing whatever it is they choose.
Of course, they know they have nothing to worry about. All of our once great military strength is going to arming the ABC agencies for the coming war to restore the Constitutional government to this once great land. All they have to do is wait for us to wipe ourselves out, then come in and start farming the land already tore up by explosions to feed their teeming masses.
So, Welcome Home, Sgt Bergdahl. I truly am glad to have you back. Just not at the price we are still going to have to pay.
I'm glad for the family that they have Sgt. Bergdahl back home, but the reality is, he is a soldier, sent to 'war', and was captured. Yes, we should have done everything possible to effect his return, but NOT given in to terrorists.
What did we accomplish by this? What will stop the Hamas, Al-Queda, or the next flavor of terrorist from stepping up capturing more Americans now that they know our pOTUS is willing to make a five for one swap? Illegally at that, but what the hell, he's OBAMA!
America has become the laughingstock of the world under this asshat's regime, and made to look weak and ineffective. But as that is exactly his goal, I guess he's doing an exemplary job. We are made to look like terrorists by sending drones to kill one target, and killing innocent civilians along with him as collateral damage. Imagine if Brazil wanted to take out some nefarious Brazilian Waxer on American soil, and sent a drone to take him out. Meanwhile killing even one extra person. We would go completely batshit crazy for retribution. Or used to.
Even Russia, or China, used to at least worry if our opinions differed in theirs when they took some action on the world scene. Now? They laugh, shake their heads at our inane president, and go about doing whatever it is they choose.
Of course, they know they have nothing to worry about. All of our once great military strength is going to arming the ABC agencies for the coming war to restore the Constitutional government to this once great land. All they have to do is wait for us to wipe ourselves out, then come in and start farming the land already tore up by explosions to feed their teeming masses.
So, Welcome Home, Sgt Bergdahl. I truly am glad to have you back. Just not at the price we are still going to have to pay.
It won't be the first time...
The government is making this huge VA issue to try to impress all of us good little citizens how much they care about us, and what an outrage it is that our veterans have been treated so badly.
Well, No Shit! Its only been going on for, oh, I don't know. Forever?
The government flunkies get bigger bonuses for recording how very many of our veterans they care for. Not for actually caring for them, mind you, but for putting on paper some made up number to increase the monetary lining of their pockets. The actual veterans can go fuck themselves.
This is nothing new, and it only took more than 40 Americans dying while waiting for medical care they didn't receive to bring the issue out in the open. The president knew what was going on. Shisenki knew what was going on. Hell, everyone, down to the vets the VA was supposed to be helping, knew what was going on.
When Shisenki 'offered his resignation' and was subsequently lauded for his great service by the Liar-In-Chief, he was just the sacrificial lamb to appease the masses. "See? We are DOING something!" our two-faced fuck-up of a president declares.
Meanwhile, we all know that Shisenki was told something to the effect of "Listen, Rick. We need a fall guy. Someone to take the blame. It CAN'T be me, because, well....I'm Obama!
But if you take a dive, we'll say you 'resigned', set you up in some nice cushy position outside the public eye, and make sure you're set for life.
Alright, now, run along, I have a speech to give to make it look good."
And nothing will change, and our veterans will die. Its not the first time the government has treated our veterans badly, its just a continuation. But the last time the vets rose up in anger, American troops and even tanks were used to put down the uprising. Keep in mind that this was before the internet, and one man organized this gathering.
The problem was, they protested. Should of just opened season on government officials from cover until their concerns were addressed, and the money the government had promised them was paid. Open opposition to six tanks backed by the military that broke their oaths didn't work out so well...
Funny how I never learned this in History class in school, hm?
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
| Bonus Army Conflict | |||||||
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 Bonus Army marchers (left) confront the police. | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
| Bonus Army |  United States Army | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
| Walter W. Waters | Herbert Hoover Douglas MacArthur George S. Patton | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
| 17,000 veterans 26,000 others | 500 infantry 500 cavalry 6 Renault FT tanks 800 police | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
| 4 dead; 1,017 injured | At least 69 police injured | ||||||
Many of the war veterans had been out of work since the beginning of the Great Depression. The World War Adjusted Compensation Act of 1924 had awarded them bonuses in the form of certificates they could not redeem until 1945. Each service certificate, issued to a qualified veteran soldier, bore a face value equal to the soldier's promised payment plus compound interest. The principal demand of the Bonus Army was the immediate cash payment of their certificates.
Retired Marine Corps Major General Smedley Butler, one of the most popular military figures of the time, visited their camp to back the effort and encourage them.[1] On July 28, U.S. Attorney General William D. Mitchell ordered the veterans removed from all government property. Washington police met with resistance, shots were fired and two veterans were wounded and later died. Veterans were also shot dead at other locations during the demonstration. President Herbert Hoover then ordered the army to clear the veterans' campsite. Army Chief of Staff General Douglas MacArthur commanded the infantry and cavalry supported by six tanks. The Bonus Army marchers with their wives and children were driven out, and their shelters and belongings burned.
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