Boy, they're full of it this morning

Here's number SIX on the '10 things you need to know today' by The Week:

6.Two teens wounded in New Mexico middle-school shooting

A 12-year-old boy was arrested Tuesday for allegedly shooting two fellow students at a Roswell, N.M., middle school. Authorities said a 14-year-old boy thought to be the target of the attack was shot twice in the face with a shotgun. He was in critical condition at a Lubbock, Texas, hospital. The other victim, a 13-year-old girl, was hit in the arm. A social studies teacher, John Masterson, talked the suspect into putting the gun down. [HTR News]So I went to the HTR News that's linked there, and it says NOTHING about a 'shotgun', (because I was wondering how you could take two shotgun blasts to the face and still be breathing), and it also says NOTHING about any teacher talking him down.All the news that printed to fit, brought to you by:

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