Monday, October 17, 2016

And in your local news...

A semi truck hauling frozen chicken caught fire this morning on Hwy 35 in Oklahoma City.

 That's pretty much the entire story. No injuries, no one died, just a solitary truck whose brakes, and subsequently the entire semi, caught fire on the side of the highway.

 The local news stations were jumping through hoops all day in order to keep us 'up to date' on the latest breaking news...

 I was wondering why they didn't just crash a watermelon truck into it and put up a sign "Soul Food; Cooked on site". Whole damn thing woulda been cleaned up in no time up in OKC.

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4 comments:

  1. grayjohnJanuary 27, 2017 at 10:02 AM

    Sensationalism and fake news. It's all they know.

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  3. PhilDecember 25, 2017 at 2:22 AM

    Merry Christmas to you and Miss Rose, if'n she ain't killed your ass yet.

    ;)

    from
    Phil

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