I hate to say it, but you have so seldomly gotten laid in life due to your anthropological ideas and Neanderthal attitude, that I personally believe your own gonads have atrophied to the point they are in no danger of being struck regardless of how hard you are kicked. And a blow job? God, man, I doubt you know what one even IS!
How dare you attack Hiswiserangel?! Quite frankly, she is more man as she is then you will ever be, and infinitely more woman than you will ever get.
Good day, Sir.
(I am updating this to ensure that you folks know to read the comments. "Anonymous" wrote a completely illiterate note that I HAD to ensure folks saw, and my response)
Aw, hell. I'm just gonna paste the pertinent comments here:
Anonymous said...She brings a lot of the hat upon herself.
And posting what she did might well be funny to ladies when they are all cuddled up disrespecting men together and feeling superior and all that, but putting it out there in public is gonna get you shit like she got. And I didn't think it was funny.
SHe ain't actin like no lady here...
Xenolith said...Your illiterate, almost incomprehensible tirade encourages me that I'm on the right track here.
If YOU, Sir, find fault with this intelligent, educated, delightful lady, who did NOT originate the meme, then it only serves to demonstrate your Paleolithic mindset. If you had been man enough to have posted your name, or better yet, your physical address, I would have been happy to send you a knotted tree branch club, and a magnifying glass to locate your manhood.
And because I fully realize you only understood one out of every 9 words above, let me simplify:
Fuck you, you imbecile.
Awww, xeno, what can I say? I adore you, but then you know that, right?
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*stands and claps* Well said, sir. Well said.
ReplyDeleteThank you ladies! But I'm not much of a nice guy myself. You spell pig M E N. I just realize that without TRUE ladies out there, being a true man ain't worth much. Equal? HELL NO. The 'fairer' sex is WAY above us knuckle draggers! (no offense, Wirecutter!)
ReplyDeleteSee, now while i moatly agree with your pot, I do think that posting what she did to start things off wasn't too ladylike....nor bright.
ReplyDeleteShe brings a lot of the hat upon herself.
And posting what she did might well be funny to ladies when they are all cuddled up disrespecting men together and feeling superior and all that, but putting it out there in public is gonna get you shit like she got. And I didn't think it was funny.
SHe ain't actin like no lady here...
In response to Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYour illiterate, almost incomprehensible tirade encourages me that I'm on the right track here.
If YOU, Sir, find fault with this intelligent, educated, delightful lady, who did NOT originate the meme, then it only serves to demonstrate your Paleolithic mindset. If you had been man enough to have posted your name, or better yet, your physical address, I would have been happy to send you a knotted tree branch club, and a magnifying glass to locate your manhood.
And because I fully realized you only understood one out of every 9 words above, let me simplify:
Fuck you, you imbecile.
While I moatly agree I bring a lot of it on myself too, I have to point out that I stand up and take the criticism for what it is. Petty little men who take themselves way too seriously. Were my feelings hurt? Hell no. Did their tirades make me doubt my value as a woman and a Patriot? Fuck no. I responded with a clarification that I did not wish to physically knee any man in the groin who was not trying to hurt me. An assertion that there is no "superior" sex. There are, however, superior individuals, and y'all are just weeding yourselves out left and right! Kudos! And I guess, a mini manefesto establishing my sexual liberation in that I'm not just going to lay there and take shitty coitus anymore. And with that, I'm done with the whole kerfuffle.
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting me vent again, xeno, you're a true gentleman.
Anytime, Angel, anytime. Haven't seen any reason to ban you (yet)!
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