Beat the rush!

I know, I know! You always find out this shit too late. It SUCKS!

And I'm a sensitive guy who hates to see people rush around and panic at the last minute.

So:

As of today, you have ONE WEEK, thats SEVEN DAYS, before my 50th birthday.

January 19th.

Thats:  JANUARY 19TH*

*hint hint, nudge nudge, wink....