I'm glad I showed initiative!

Got my goddaughter one of those dollar store growing crystal thingees. Threw it in a drawer and forgot about it.

She visited the other day and I remembered the durn thing and pulled it out. Of course, she wanted me to explain the whole science behind it, and I told her some cockamamie story about birds, and bees, and to go ask her mother...

Short story longer, I did take the initiative to open the package. Figured there might be something in there that explained it. Nope.

But its a damn good thing I'm a male and therefore never read instructions. Look at the FIRST sentence under "Growing Crystals is easy and fun to do."

If I had waited to read the instructions, I'd have NEVER opened that durn blister packed thing! This "instruction" sheet is packed INSIDE the plastic on the front of the package...