GREAT MOVIE!.....until you get you get to the part where they have used up their plasma cannon, the breast missiles aren't there, and they finally, in a last ditch effort when all else is lost, they pull out the SWORD!
The most ancient weapon of all manages somehow to SAVE THE DAY! If this is such a freaking effective defense, why have they never tried it BEFORE?
Obviously, the writer wasn't much of a fan of ancient warfare......Those fucking things can do some SERIOUS damage.
At this point, its all reminiscent of cleaning up after sex. The big event has happened, the afterglow is passed, and somehow, we need to tie it all together into a nice soft cuddle.
No thanks, from my perspective. Use the sword, get your jollies, movie over. But if you use a 9 inch dildo first, don't finish the movie with a 6 inch weinershnitzel...
And why the fuck didn't our hero just put his right elbow to the left jaw of that asshat commander when he was acting like a tyrant? Things that make ya go hmmmmmm......
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