I need a White pen to write my Liberal Theory on Black paper

HT to Wirecutter for the link!


Apparently, allowing our children to use white paper with a black pencil is now racist. And black pointy witches hats should be made out of pink contton candy...

And not once in this post did I have to resort to a racial slur such as 'cracker' or 'nigga'*!

http://clashdaily.com/2013/11/theyve-lost-mind-diversity-consultant-says-white-paper-may-make-students-racist/

*This term deemed acceptable by replacing the 'er' ending with 'a', so don't be hatin'.