Ten top reasons men pee on the seat

Number 10: Drunk

Number 9: Drunk

Number 8: Drunk

Number 7: The Gut. Hasn't seen his pecker in 14 years and has NO IDEA where its pointing.

Number 6: The side shot. Points directly at the center of the bowl, stream shoots to the right (or left).

Number 5: The Splitter: A hair has gotten across the tip, and splits the stream to both sides.

Number 4: The Killer. Trying to hit a fly as it buzzes around the bowl.

Number 3: The Shootist. Tries to draw a pattern in the bowl with his bubbles marking the aim.

Number 2: Too fucking lazy to lift the lid.

And.....

Number ONE!:  The woman forgot to lift the lid when she was done