The Voices In My Head

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Monday, October 14, 2013

Gentleman's Etiquette

1. A true gentleman does NOT fart in the presence of a lady.

2. If an unfortunate accident occurs and one inadvertantly does, it is not proper to loudly proclaim: "THAT one's gonna itch when it dries!"

Xenolith at 19:53

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AnonymousOctober 15, 2013 at 6:27 PM
LMAO!!!!
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Xenolith: I'm a simple guy, living a simple life. And I want to keep it that way. No big government telling me what is good for me or not. Prefer the simple things in life, and taking care of my family. I'm prior Navy, a life long survivalist (I can take care of myself and mine regardless of outside influences), I'm crippled, NOT disabled, by a .12GA shotgun blast to my right shoulder, AND, I'm proud to be one of the III Percent. I don't use an alias because I'm skeered of our government. I have just been known as Xenolith online for a LOOONG time.The PTB already know who I am, so MOLON LABE!~ Steven Vanderhoff

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