Happy Labor Day

To the two thirds of Americans who have jobs: Enjoy this day off. Barbecue, drink too many beers, and have some fun!

To the one sixth trying to get jobs: God Bless ya! Take today to have some fun and relax. Hopefully something will come through for ya soon.

To the other one sixth*: Fuck you. Its just another day in a long line of days you suck up money the first two thirds work for.



*Actual proportions may vary. Review your current situation and apply applicable sentiment. Not for use by children.