And New Yorkers suck more than most. When you start taking words like dinosaur, Halloween, and birthday as being offensive, where does it stop? Apparently those three words might offend Creationists, Non-pagans, and Seventh Day Adventists. Who knew?
Here's how NY wants it:
"Hi, Bill"
Nope, can't say that. 'Hi' might offend a drug addict who resents being called that.
Can't say Bill either, some poor schmuck on the dole might find that word offensive.
So to greet your neighbor, who may be named William, you must say: "Greetings, William", or I guess you could say "Mentally incapacitated, payment requested." But it kinda loses something in the translation.
I'd like to finish this post, but I'm afraid I need to pee. Oops, sorry, "Perform an act of micturition". Don't think you can say pee anymore....
Read MArooned's post here for, as Paul Harvey used to say: "The rest of the story."
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