Aww, come on! These are FUNNY!

In honor of BustedNuckles post: http://bustednuckles.blogspot.com/2013/08/ive-got-million-of-em.html, I offer the following:

(and before you run and tell my wife on me, she's heard these all before. If you recall, I was shot by a .12Ga last year....)


Ya know why I married a white woman?
I wanted my dishwasher to match the rest of my appliances.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. And if she can't she can just cook my damn dinner in the dark!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it to him.

Ya know what the problem is when your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at ya?
Ya made her chain too long.....

Now ladies, This post is all in fun! I'm really NOT a male chauvinist who thinks women should be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. My wife looks good in heels!

And to be as PC as possible on this non-PC topic:

What do men and sperm have in common?
One in a million chance of becoming human.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Govt bonds eventually mature.

Why did the man cross the road?
1. He heard the chicken was a slut.
or
2. He couldn't get his pecker out of the chicken.

Hope you enjoyed today's leave of sanity. Stay tuned to our next episode when we talk about farm animals!