Prepared for the worst

Here's a picture of part of my emergency food supply:

Not only nutritious and tasty, but a constantly renewable supply!  Its a good thing I got friends who have snakes, or I'd be overrun!

These two are my pets, however. That's Barack on the top ledge. He's only half black.  And Michelle on the bottom. She's really a regular brown rat, but likes to dress up and pretend she's important....




(update: I was labeling this post, and noticed I marked it as both Obama, and rat. A little redundant there...)