Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Money truly IS the root of all Evil

Verily I  say unto ye.......... 
     Money

It  can buy a house 
But  not a home 

It  can buy a clock 
But  not time 

It  can buy you a position
But  not respect 

It  can buy you a bed 
But  not sleep 

It  can buy you a book
But  not knowledge 

It  can buy you medicine
But  not health 

It  can buy you blood 
But  not life 

So  you see money isn't everything
And  it often causes pain and suffering

I  tell you this because I am your friend

 And  as your friend I want to
Take  away your pain and suffering!!

So ...........
   Send  me all your money 

And  I will suffer for you!
Cash only  please!

After all, what are friends  for, huh?? 

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