For 90 Miles

Since hurricane season is in full swing in Florida, and I can only reminisce fondly of my time spent there and the hurricanes that drove me out, I offer this post as a gift to any of my readers who happen to have the (mis)fortune to live in "the penis of the United States" (opinions are those strictly of the author, and in no way reflect on anyone who actually lives in the State of Repair: Florida)

 

Did I mention the State Flag has been changed to a Blue Tarp, as half the houses there already have it displayed on their roofs...